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  • Samiclaus 2015

    The only reason this isn't a 1 is because its... I can't actually think of a reason, I'm just not that mean. Sorry Phil. I think you're a 10. Thanks for having me, but this beer (is it even a beer?) isn't going to get more than 2 sips. —by Brewzooka Joe

    2.0

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  • Xocoveza

    One sip, two sip, three sip, four. Five sip, six sip, still not sure. The Sofia Vargara of beer. Dark, and I'm sure a lot of people like it's fiestiness, but it ain't for me. Also, if if I my life depended on me ordering this at a bar, I would have NO idea how to say its name. —by Brewzooka Joe

    6.5

    1 Cheers

  • Focal Banger

    Heady who?—by Brewzooka Joe

    10.0

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  • Sip of Sunshine

    My requirements for a good beer: Lots of Alcohol Great Taste Can continuously drink it and not get sick of it. You, my little SoS, have met all the requirements. I am going to order a keg of this. Phil, thank you for introducing me to this, it will be the single reason I become an alcoholic. I'm not sorry.—by Brewzooka Joe

    10.0

    3 Cheers

  • Wizard

    Apparently, despite socialism's drawbacks, it seems to produce great beers. Can someone explain the correlation for me? What's mine is yours, and whats hopped is awesome I guess? —by Brewzooka Joe

    9.5

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  • Crusher

    This compliments the California Kush and Sour Diesel much better than the watermelon AK or the OG Booga Booga. What grows together goes together—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.5

    3 Cheers

  • Crusher

    This compliments the California Kush and Sour Diesel much better than the watermelon AK or the OG Booga Booga. What goes together goes together. —by Brewzooka Joe

    8.5

    1 Cheers

  • Rochefort 8

    Sexiest monk of the bunch. Why waffles when you can have this. —by Brewzooka Joe

    9.0

    1 Cheers

  • Lost Nation Mosaic

    This beer raises a lot of questions. First, why have I never heard of Lost Nation Brewing? B, I think their name just answered my question. Also, why am I having withdrawal now that this can is finished? IPA = I <3 Phil Aiken. —by Brewzooka Joe

    10.0

    3 Cheers

  • 90 Minutes

    I love dogs, I love fish, and I love head. Can't go wrong —by Brewzooka Joe

    9.0

    2 Cheers

  • Orval

    I like the old ways. Proof in point, I am writing this review on my BlackBerry. No I'm not lying, and yes it's by choice. This beer is like my blackberry - steeped in history, tradition and keyboards. It's also delicious. Side note, anyone else curious that the expiration date on the side of the bottle was 5 YEARS from now? Does Cosco sell this by the pallet? I'll use my rotary phone to call and check tomorrow after I adjust the steering on my Model T—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.5

    1 Cheers

  • Chimay Blue

    I can picture the little Belgian monk in his little monk robes and bald head mixing this in a big wooden barrel. I think he accidentally dropped a banana in an otherwise delicious beer. Silly monk, don't fruit the beer. —by Brewzooka Joe

    8.0

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  • Rodenbach Grand Cru

    no thank you. —by Brewzooka Joe

    5.0

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  • Weistephaner Hefe

    Zee Germans dropped zee sugar in zis bier. iss too sweet. —by Brewzooka Joe

    7.0

    1 Cheers

  • MadTree Chocolate Raspberry

    Granted, I don't drink a lot of stout... check that, I didn't actually drink any stout before this contest. I think of stouts as being, well STOUT. This one is a shy, little, timid raspberry thing. Not my bag, baby. —by Brewzooka Joe

    6.5

    1 Cheers

  • Ommegang Rosetta

    This cherry beer swiped my cherry beer cherry. I don't like cherries, but I liked this beer. #cherryconfused—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.0

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  • Ommegang Rosetta

    This cherry beer swiped my cherry beer cherry. I don't cherries, but I like this beer. #cherryconfused—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.0

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  • Heady Topper

    I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to not rate Heady Topper a 10. Where we go from here, is a choice I leave for you.—by Brewzooka Joe

    9.0

    4 Cheers

  • Enjoy By 2.15 Coffee Chocolate

    Finally a coffee beer that doesn’t taste like it was poured by a barista, although maybe it should have been put through a coffee filter first. What was with the weird chunks at the bottom?—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.0

    1 Cheers

  • Enjoy By 2.15 Coffee Chocolate

    inally a coffee beer that doesn’t taste like it was poured by a barista, although maybe it should have been put through a coffee filter first. What was with the weird chunks at the bottom?—by Brewzooka Joe

    8.0

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  • Enjoy By 2.15 Coffee Chocolate

    inally a coffee beer that doesn’t taste like it was poured by a barista, although maybe it should have been put through a coffee filter first. What was with the weird chunks at the bottom? —by Brewzooka Joe

    0.0

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  • Bell's Hopslam

    Hopslam has enough honey notes to keep Pooh happy, and a high enough alcohol content to convince him and Eeyore to Eiffel tower Piglet. A few more of these and I might even watch.—by Brewzooka Joe

    7.5

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  • Troeg's Chocolate Stout

    This beer brings me back to that time I toured the Willy Wonka Brewery, and a little man in green overalls, with a Donald Trump complexion poured me a beer. Or was it or a carbonated chocolate milk? Could have been either one, it all got hazy after the Fizzy Lifting Drink.—by Brewzooka Joe

    7.0

    3 Cheers

  • Sunday Morning Stout

    I was expecting a bit of coffee because of the whole “Sunday morning…” in the title. I was about to drink this last Sunday to cure my hangover, and I’m very glad I didn’t, because this beer reminds me of why I don’t do stouts. Keep the coffee in the cup, keep the beer in the can (or bottle) (or keg) or literally just stop making coffee beer. Please.—by Brewzooka Joe

    5.0

    1 Cheers

  • 2SP Bellcracker

    My body let me down this week; I got the flu. However, it gave me the opportunity to finally try out some new beer pairings. This beer matched nicely with Nyquil (the green vintage, obviously not the red), but it lacks the deep, dark, complex notes that compliment a Robitussin.—by Brewzooka Joe

    7.0

    1 Cheers

  • Conshy Type A

    If this beer were a Tinder pickup line, it would get you laid 11 out of 10 times. That smooth. —by Brewzooka Joe

    8.5

    4 Cheers

  • Big Black Voodoo Daddy

    I feel like I just got slapped in the face with a big black…. Stout. And I didn’t hate it. In fact, I may have gone back for seconds. Hit me harder—by Brewzooka Joe

    7.5

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  • La Trappe Quad

    Be gentle guys, it’s my first time. Given the substantial font on the label of the bottle, I wasn’t expecting such a strong fruit taste. Not like, Perez Hilton eating fruit loops fruity, but still sweet with some Nyquil and Reds Apple Ale tones (I could be way off on that last part, I’ve never had a Red’s, just going off of an assumption). Is this what happens when a Beljan and a Dutch person reproduce?—by Brewzooka Joe

    7.0

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